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The Californian Breakup

Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.
Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
by neresa February 14, 2024
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Northern California Crip

Crip Gangs that fall under North California's Prison/Street Politics. Cities in the the Central Valley are also included, as Bakersfield begins as the border of the Nor-Cal Crip Card and ends in Sacramento. Crip Gangs in Los Angeles City, L.A. County & San Diego are Considered So-Cal. Bakersfield, Hanford, Fresno, Merced, Stockton, Modesto, Seaside, San Jose, and Sacramento Crips function under the North California Car (Section).
Person 1: Hey Kiwe, Did you know there were Eight Trays, Hoovers and Eastcoast Crips, upstate?

Person 2: Yeah they've been up that way since the 70s and 80s. Most of them absorbed into the local gangs and are called something totally different. All of them are Northern California Crip, their hood politics are different.
by No-Town Savage May 31, 2024
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The Southern California backhander is when you hook up somebody’s nuts to a tow truck and you pull go full throttle on the tow truck.
“Aye man that party was lit last night! Adrian gave Robert the Southern California backhander!”
by The slick joker January 19, 2026
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The California Sleeper

Finishing in a girls buttcrack while she is sleeping, without her knowing then pulling her pants up and going to sleep.
by Chasin Sugsi April 15, 2025
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Pegging at Hotel California

Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
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San Pedro Los Angeles California

Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021
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The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
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