shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

Fatherless child

Well, the word speaks for itself a fatherless child but not all of the fatherless children are children. Some of them are adults.

Random person on the internet: "Your such of a fatherless child!"
Me: "Okay."

by crabus April 3, 2022

Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Childe

ginger.

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!

by pooprox April 4, 2022

Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective

Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
^
This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?

by The_moondover April 8, 2022

Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun

Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating

by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022

Dobsley's child

She is literally the best stelena editor and my fav editors. Everytime she post it really makes me happy and I'm somehow mostly early but dobsley's child is the best when she followed me I screamed cus I love her<33

Dobsley's child brings me happiness

by Stelena_lovee0<3 April 12, 2022