"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025
Get the Brandon Christopher Horthmug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. THE BEST RELATIONSHIP AND COUPLE EVERY!!! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY GOD. ELINA HAS 10 PILLOWS ON HER BED AND BRADON SLEEPS ON 5 AND ELINA SLEEPS ON THE OTHER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon isn't that athletic so she is the only person who likes him as he can not touch the bottom of a basketball net.
Omfg!! Brandon and Elina is so super thirsty couple but Brandon can't show her his 6 pack and gains as he has none.
by NathanJo Tarn March 21, 2022
Get the Brandon and Elinamug. 
to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
Get the brandonedmug. Makes editz 4fun
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by Zahori May 23, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.