the bird sandwhich

Another word for feeding someone your penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc. Either in the mouth, vagina, ass, etc. Basically just throwing it at whoever wants it, the way they ordered it.

Hot Bartender: "Are you from Drexel Hill, because you have a hot Drexel Hill accent?"

as the batender bitch walks away

Drew: "Looks like someone wants a taste of the bird sandwhich!"

by TJ Harp January 28, 2008

Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

by Blaque916 May 28, 2006

cuss bird

A person who swears alot. Almost every word they say is a swear word.

Joe: "You motherfucking asshole. I should fucking kill you."
Joe's mom : "You are such a cuss bird. Wash your clothes yourself."

by kgpretty August 12, 2008

Wounded Bird

Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.

Synonomous with: "Rebound".

Usage: "I'm not interested in taking on another wounded bird."

by asylus July 17, 2007

J-Bird

Once meant to be a term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'; has now been reserved exclusively for the magnificent, gorgeous and breathtaking J.B.

D-man was considered the luckiest man on earth when getting a chance to date J-bird.

by david888 March 27, 2011

Shit-Bird

A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast

Total complete shit-bird is here.

Shit-bird needs to move his car.

by chug April 23, 2015

Bird Head

When a person has normal hair, except the back is gelled up, often looking like a prehistoric bird or somthing of the nature

"Hey, did you see bird head the other day"

"YEA! HE WAS ALL LOOKIN LIKE A BIRD WITH HIS HEAD!"

by Bird-head February 12, 2010