beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

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Alien type beat

New genre created by DJRednas and L.bä Da rapper

Alien type beat is the best genre

by L.bä January 18, 2022

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beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017

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beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

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Gorilla Beat Down

A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.

Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush

by brown starfish September 27, 2011

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