Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

Whites Beaconsfield

Affordable teeth whitening that gives you an abundance of confidence and causes one to be constantly smiling.

Melissa “Why are you always smiling so much?”
Rob “Whites Beaconsfield duh”

by Mizz Mog November 25, 2021

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd October 19, 2008

bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon

I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?

by molemanners June 1, 2010

Bacon Burger Dawg

Commonly used as a greeting.

What's up my Bacon Burger Dawg?

by margoRothSpiegelman December 13, 2010

baconacy

(pronounced like vacancy)
An absence of bacon in the home. :( Usually, only found out when there is a strong desire to consume bacon.

We had a unfortunate baconacy at home today. I had to run out and get some bacon ASAP.

by Darksharp November 17, 2010