you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

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bastardised bottomburp

The enigmatic son of a cockroach who thinks he is Bastardized Bottomburp but was clever enough to convert the 'z' to an 's'.

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by Bastardised Bottomburp October 9, 2003

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Bastardized

The state of selfish, irresponsible people having babies out of wedlock

That is so bastardized that Grace is having a fifth child despite never being married.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

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Basturd

Basturd: Noun
1.) A person (usually a man) who has no father or is father less. Usually the husband or boy friend leaves the mother and does not take responsiblility for the child

Adjetive
2.) A Jerk, Asshole Butthead, a dick, jackass. Bassically just a word used to scorn some one. mean word.

If her mom would even know who the dad is mabey she wouldnt be such a basturd child.

He's not living with his parents any more cause he found out hes a basturd child. See his mom had him and his real dad left thats when his current "father" steped in and took advantage of her while she was vonerable.

That Basturd took my money and wont pay me back.

by Jacob Shaheen January 13, 2006

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