SIDS attack

A rapid onset of sneezing that is uncontrollable. The disease SIDS causes people to have frequent SIDS attacks. In order for rapid sneezing to qualify as a SIDS attack, you must sneeze at minimum 4 within 30 seconds of each other.

Saul: Please go blow your nose and stop sneezing.
Ryan: I can't control it, I am having another SIDS attack!

by jonny frekworthe March 24, 2022

161 machete attacks

Guelph general hospital chemical warfare atrocities committed against homeless pornstarrs

161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

reality attack

have the truth given to you way too hard that it suprises you, saddens you, or angers you

when the reality attack is sus

by lemon_guy14 February 12, 2022

suck attack

When someone comes in to your house, sucks your dick, and calls you gay

My neighbor hit me with a suck attack, and now all my friends think I'm gay

by The Dick Unsucker October 7, 2021

slipper attack

The worst form of torture and the most powerful weapon of all time disguised as simple footwear with its following weapon: dad's belt

A:Hey have you seen C
B:yeah he died of slipper attack
A:poor guy

by panfruit October 11, 2021

Dick Attack

A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".

Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"

by Andypande September 8, 2021

Butch-Attack

Suddenly displaying very masculine behavior, through action or verbally by anyone , who does not usually do so.

"If that queen has a Butch-Attack you better run for the hills."

"Get yer Butch-Attack azz outta here, bitch. I ain't afraid of that bug spray!"

by Archer Ingersoll September 10, 2021