by willshawn August 6, 2020
Get the Light asianmug. the superior race :)
They will be smarter, hotter, cuter, nicer, and overall better then anyone else.
They will be smarter, hotter, cuter, nicer, and overall better then anyone else.
by juiceboxontop April 25, 2024
Get the asianmug. POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector testmug. 4-0 Asian refers to the Asian people in the San Francisco Bay Area. More specifically, people in the 408 area code, such as those in San Jose. 4-0 Asians typically love getting boba and raving.
Person 1: Hey, what are you tryna do tonight?
Person 2: Shii i'ma hit this rave, prob hit in-n-out after, and get some boba.
Person 1: You HELLA 4-0 Asian bruh.
Person 2: BRUHHH
Person 2: Shii i'ma hit this rave, prob hit in-n-out after, and get some boba.
Person 1: You HELLA 4-0 Asian bruh.
Person 2: BRUHHH
by SanAndreas123 September 14, 2025
Get the 4-0 Asianmug. This legendary dog was conceived by three humans in a magical place called Brunswick, MD in June 2025.
It's a hot dog composed of a Taiwanese bao bun, Asian slaw, a spicy beef hot dog, yum yum sauce, and pork floss.
Guaranteed to win any competition it enters.
It's a hot dog composed of a Taiwanese bao bun, Asian slaw, a spicy beef hot dog, yum yum sauce, and pork floss.
Guaranteed to win any competition it enters.
Danny: "Damn, did you try one of dem Pan-Asian Hot Dogs?"
Sebastian: "Nah, bruv. Should I?"
Danny: "Only if you like delicious food."
Sebastian: "Nah, bruv. Should I?"
Danny: "Only if you like delicious food."
by cgdow July 11, 2025
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