Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
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asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.
OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.
by IOnlySwallow6969 June 09, 2016
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asian bawdiesss

guys and gurls who r asian n BAWD
look at rhonnel n lyssa they n asian bawdiesss
by lyssabich April 23, 2019
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Asian Azz Botch

The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.
''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''
by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020
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Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.
A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.
by EndlessMe November 15, 2019
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asian pudding

bobby- i live asian pudding
sarah- whats that
bobby- melted cheese
by jack_aint_black March 06, 2018
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asian three-laner

a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
by mr_klikbait September 13, 2018
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