Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.

#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael

by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020

Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021

asian pudding

basically melted cheese

bobby- i live asian pudding
sarah- whats that
bobby- melted cheese

by jack_aint_black March 6, 2018

Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong

HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi

by markuzz_oof April 15, 2019

Asian

A person that looks like they got hit in the face by a pan and has a flat ass face. Asians eat lots of cat.

Asians are flat faces eat the cats

by 7288572883 December 7, 2019

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 8, 2020

asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.

After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.

by asian_circles September 21, 2016