Tumble Weeding

A person shaves their ass hairs and farts them into your face.

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.

"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"

by Crhubarb February 21, 2020

The Weed Renaissance of 2020

The Weed Renaissance of 2020 is the phrase dedicated to the period in which stoners came into realization amidst COVID-19 quarantines. Those that smoked weed through the year 2020 & 2021 before and during and those that got into the bud this time. A time the mindset of the drug changed for many, and a time of consciousness. A taste of what the future lies as; and a time of meaning weed has given us.

"The Weed Renaissance of 2020 was something man. . ."
"For real, shit made me understand why and shit."

"And what lies ahead if we don't change."

by divine paradox May 22, 2021

weed shower

WHEN YOU STEAL UR DADS WEED AND SMOKE MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SINK SHOWER BEFORE HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND BEATS UR ASS

Ang knew she would be in deep shit if her dad found out she smoked his weed, so she took a weed shower to mask her smell.

by AngeliaPulliam April 8, 2017

Weed

Marijuana, a type of cigarettes that some people love smoking 🚬

Friend 1: Hey Jason, would you like some weed?
Friend 2: Yessir
Friend 1: Here, have some
Friend 2: *Smokes weed everyday*

by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018

Industry Weed

An industry plant that is correctly identified as such, in most cases never getting enough attention to be accepted by the public because of their shitty music. Often found outside of its natural habitat (Los Angeles) classifying this type of plant as an invasive species.

There’s too many industry weeds in my backyard!

by Iamnotajackolantern October 5, 2023