Inner Whore Monster

That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something

A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!

by Garrrrrrrr June 26, 2018

the coochie woochie Monster

A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge

*while doing slime at 3am challenge*

“Omg what was that sound “

“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “

by The coochie woochie Monster March 8, 2023

Welsh monster chomp

Eating a girl out from the vagina whilst her being on her period and the day she has diarrhoea. She proceeds to poo during the eating out session and you go for her ass after she squirts from her vagina.

Dude 1 - Last night, me and my girl got frisky and I give her the welsh monster chomp
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!

by Golvrey June 12, 2018

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d July 28, 2008

Flying Sex Monster

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.

Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!

by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014

the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.

Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.

"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."

by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005