Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 09, 2019

Blimp Jesus

A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

by Dante real man July 25, 2023

Black Jesus

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016

Jesus Style

To offer fine or expensive alcohol to drink at a party after people are already drunk. Origin: When Jesus allegedly turned water into wine it was said to be good quality.

I thought I had another box of wine but I just have the good stuff. I guess we're drinking Jesus Style now!

by Mushnik December 19, 2017

jesus kid

The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday

Are u going to church

Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid

by Bag of chips April 09, 2018

Jesus Louiseus

When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.

Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!

by Louiseus Cameron May 04, 2023

Narcissist Jesus

A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.

"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."

by JJJamasone July 25, 2021