In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

by dipshithoodrat August 15, 2018

by stop playing pokemon 4 SHINY August 7, 2025
