Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Cock in my ars

The same as i have already said

Person 1- _____ means this

Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars

** adds extra emphasis to phrase

by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

by isla louise December 4, 2020

fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

My Bin

only the best thing in the world

My Bin is the best

by big cock brad December 4, 2020

My Son

a common term for a boy named Philip Hamilton who was the son of American immigrant Alexander Hamilton in the Broadway hit show Hamilton.

Songs from the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast Recording with the phrase "my son"

Yorktown - "Gonna start a new nation, gonna meet My Son!"
Someday - "Philip you outshine the morning sun, My son"
"Look at my son"
"Philip, when you smile, I'm undone. My son"
Stay Alive (Reprise) - "Where's mY sON?!"

by anonymous December 5, 2020