Shit truck

A person lacking common sense, strength, wit, intelligence or a just a piece of shit.I

Did you see that shit truck get kicked out of the Taco Bell?

by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022

shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 18, 2022

Shit-hit

When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.

Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.

by Higgler March 17, 2016

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 27, 2022

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

by Memely_dayz March 20, 2021