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All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.
Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!
by yellowunocard August 14, 2025
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the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.
I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.
by Bill Slime August 15, 2025
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oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath
Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025
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shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants
Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon
by GacDcTc August 23, 2025
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type shit

cool dude #1: type shit
cool dude #2: type shit
by cool due #13 August 26, 2025
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Shit Goblet

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet
by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025
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