Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone

Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries

by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018

Your day is a shitterton

Funny day

Mate your day is a shitterton if not boat water

by Rangers A Joey March 18, 2025

your lake is low

Your pussy dry

Dominique your lake is low

by jaydakiks September 6, 2020