Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.
2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.
2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022

You just got shit on
by Ballsinurjaws August 25, 2021

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception. It was about getting even.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole
Wocky slosh!!!!!! The nazi shit perp
by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021

The state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject's child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.
Seriously, that bitch is shit-chucking crazy. She broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making shit up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out I had moved on.
by FreddyFlint September 2, 2013

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024
