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Being a shit

When someone's using slightly darker humor/or just being a shit
Oh I was being a shit Steve!
by Uncle_mother October 22, 2023
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Shit

Have you ever felt like you needed to take the worst shit in your life?
That weird person: aahhhhh, how it feels so good to take that one shit *sits on the toilet for 7 more hours*
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
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SHIT DEFENDERS

A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.

Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN

Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.

YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.

FARTS

The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!

I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .

As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.

CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.

If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.

Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.

If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021
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Coat shit

When you have to take a shit so bad, you don't even have time to take your coat off.
Maggie and I went out for froyo, when I got home I ran inside to take a coat shit
by Kc021 April 25, 2015
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Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop
Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS
by Wobort May 23, 2022
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Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.
by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017
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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
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