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Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022
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Shit

Synonymous with life, school, your company and many more things you hate.

Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.

It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)
“You shitty little mother fucker.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”
by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
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Piece of shit

Hym "No, you're a piece of shit who wants control of me and I will kill a kid to stop you from having it. Don't need to change."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Type Shit

When something is relatable or you agree.
Person 1: You that has to be the fattest burger I've ever seen.
Person 2: Type shit.
by Karma_26 January 26, 2024
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Shits

Shits can be determined by the Shit-o-meter. Part of the Customary system. So only freakish americans use it. (Im american lol)
"0 shits."
by TACOGUYYYYYY122 April 30, 2021
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I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
by Yukasoka February 14, 2022
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Chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗

A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift 💕
Oh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot 🥵”

“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”
by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021
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