sand in the vagina 

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

sand in the vagina by St Crab July 5, 2006

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard 

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

super wet vagina 

It’s when a girl vagina or pussy is EXTREMELY wet. She wants to be fucked immediately. If she fingers her self it’ll make a weird sound. You can also get her very wet by licking her vagina/pussy. It’s called “Giving Head”. Some girls will lick their fingers and finger themselves, because it’ll slip right In.

Girl) oh hey big daddy Carlos, I have a super wet vagina

Guy) aight bet bitch I’m finna slide into yo pussy like I slide into yo dm’s

super wet vagina by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss February 22, 2019

Alive Vagina

The white version of Dead ass.

Jamal:Yo, you got dat shit?
Tommy:No, I left it at home bro.
Jamal:Oh, you dead ass?
Tommy:Yeaah, I'm alive vagina my dude.

Alive Vagina by hot4boyz101 January 10, 2010

deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

deus ex vagina by readx0r September 15, 2008

SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome)

A situation or state in which a person(s) has constant irritability or is possessed of a short temper for no apparent reason.

After B-Red jumped on my case about the color of my shoelaces, I made the statement: "B-Red must have gone to the beach yesterday because he has a serious case of SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) today."

SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) by Melissa C September 5, 2008

Lava Vagina 

when a girl does a handstand and the partner fingers her in her vagina until she erupts causing the substance to flow down her like lava

yo dude i was totally fingering my lady last night when she was doing a handstand, and she erupted all over herself.

DUDE!! THATS A LAVA VAGINA!

Lava Vagina by gary topenio August 28, 2008