avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Tit Wafer

An insult only of the highest caliber. Typically used to express extreme dislike for someone. Can also be used to replace OR add to other vulgar words, such as cunt, bitch, etc. etc.

God, she's such a bitch fucking cunt tit wafer!

by RandomRedApple August 4, 2019

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base

Jason had an onion tits moment

by onion1 October 12, 2019

mobbin tits

To go really fast.

“James was mobbin tits to get home to play the new fortnite game”.

by Weewee22 October 15, 2019

birthday tits

A southern tradition where a guy is shown tits for his birthday

It’s my birthday. Time for some birthday tits!

by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018

tit to pit

When you and another person are squished together so that your boob is against their armpit, or vice versa. Typically used when standing in a crowded place, like the student section at a football game.

Can you scoot over? Nat and I are tit to pit over here!

by Sadhuh October 7, 2017

tit stamp

When you put your boob on somebody’s face and you punch your tit into their face

Did you tit stamp him last night?

by Sorrow1996 November 18, 2017