Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

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kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

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Big girl surprise

Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.

Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!

by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023

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Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.

Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023

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