The Junk Tickler 

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

The Junk Tickler by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

The Jutz 

Modern day female companion

Me and the jutz love modern degustation

The Jutz by Hotoes June 12, 2011

The Jacob Kennedy 

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,

Girl- "I just kissed THE Jacob Kennedy"

The Jacob Kennedy by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013

the Jacob routine 

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.

Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.

the Jacob routine by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013

the juicies 

A liquid fart.

Poor guy, he's got a bad case of the juicies. Now he has to find a fresh pair of undies.

the juicies by Jean Dark December 15, 2013

The Jump Street Effect 

The Jump Street Effect is the alliance of nerds and jocks in order to accomplish a common goal that they cannot complete on their own. The end result is a major can of whoop-ass being unleashed upon everybody else.

Jock1- we have to use The Jump Street Effect to to beat down the other team!

Jock2- how will that help us?

Jock1- the nerds will alter our physical capabilities, making us superhuman!

The Jump Street Effect by CURBSTOMPER34 July 24, 2014

The Jack Russell

The act of vigorously shoving your dick into someone's bum,

"I'd give her The Jack Russell, lad"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"

The Jack Russell by ZPL400 January 23, 2015