MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco

"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"

by GURINDA PRANESH September 14, 2006

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 07, 2017

trench coat surprise

A female/male in a trench coat , but completely naked underneath!

Omg dude last night Jess gave me a trench coat surprise so freaking hot !!

by iamjesus November 24, 2017

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 07, 2019

scotty surprise

when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face

scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise

by tango alfa November 17, 2010