many sides

A term uttered when you wish to avoid the rightful condemnation of a group of people with with you are a member.

KKK member: the cross burning that occurred yesterday outside the black household was the result of the actions of many sides, many sides.

by sharkster August 16, 2017

senior spider quan

The Coolest dude you will ever meet definitely not charlotte

Hey senior spider Quan

by Cloudiplier13 September 21, 2017

limbless spider

Dude I don't fucking know

You're evil if you make a limbless spider

by Dingle Dongle sucks for taking October 19, 2017

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018

Mr.Spiderfingers

A nickname to give to anyone who's fingers are so long they resemble a spider crawling along the neck of a cello, bass or even the nonexistent neck of a piano. This person will undoubtedly be sexy.

"Holy cow, look at him play! That guy's got Spiderfingers"
"I think I'll call him Mr.Spiderfingers."

by The Devil's ex January 24, 2018

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018