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Sharking

Sharking: where gay men put their dick in the Drain of the shower and wait for the shark from the sewer to bite their dick. This is known as sharking.
Bruno went sharking yesterday, never left the house or nothin, just talked about how the shark bit his dick… weird guy
by Plattapussy August 5, 2024
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Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
by KRoo May 19, 2024
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Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022
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Shark bait

The action of pulling your cock out in the ocean and wiggling it around like a worm so a fish comes up and eats it and drags you through the water and rips your cock off
Me: aye bro tryna go shark fishing
Bro: yea imma try out this new move called Shark Bait
by WIFFL3S67 November 8, 2025
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Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.
“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up
by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024
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Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
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shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021
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