Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

shark

you came here for a sexual definition didn't you
a shark is a sea creature

Some dude: yo theres a shark
Me: we're cooking sharkfin soup today

by dety7 November 20, 2023

Trumped the shark

For example, a campaign might "Trump the shark" if it starts to lose popularity, its quality decreases, or its ratings drop. The phrase can also be used to describe when the candidate becomes restless, engages in rambling personal attacks instead of policy discussion, or ultimately reaches the limits of public interest.

Trump's presidential campaign has Trumped the shark.

by Transientalias August 15, 2024

Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.

“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up”

by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024

Shark

A scary, mean thing that is huge and will eat anything they see. (Including humans) They usually prey during the day and they love to swim.

A SHARK is very mean.

by Ry-Ry 123 August 31, 2020

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024