Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut

guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot

by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018

put. that. down.

butter!!!

Ragoo!!
put. that. down.

Me: *picks up knife*
Mom: Put. that. Down.

by Nekokiz December 3, 2021

put a hustle bone in it

you need to hurry up!

you are moving to slow!

hey yo we gots to go, put a hustle bone in it!

by lil "D" October 26, 2009

i was to lazy to put an actual word here

when you to ka mak to make a proper word on urban dictionary

i was to lazy to put an actual word here

by Ilbeity December 11, 2023

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022