Trash Pop

Generic bland soulless manufactured corporate pop music, spoon-fed for mass consumption especially the youth that the manufacturers think are gullible, dumb and will listen to any stupid bullshit the radio DJs will play on their local radio stations. It has pedestrian lyrics, automated rhythms (often sampled or at least stolen from pervious musical sources), repeating choruses over and over again, banal sexual lyrical themes and more often than not lotsa lotsa lotsa autotune to disguise the fact that the vocalist can't sing worth a damn. It's on the fucking radio dial, on the fucking PA in the supermarket, in the fucking CD bins, on the fucking videos - it's a massive brainwash. There's some good modern, mature, serious music out there but these days you have to look a lot harder to find it.

1. Since the early 90s the Billboard Hot 100 has ceased being relevant (as if it ever reflected America's tastes in the first place). Now there are several charts for several categories - for who else cares. There's the 'adult contemporary' for the suburban white 'soccer mom' urban families, the 'Christian contemporary' pop with a high JPM ('Jesus Per Minute') ratio, the Hot Dance (the higher BPM the better), 'contemporary country' (a bastardized genre run by the 'hat acts') and other Pure Pap For Non-People.

2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.

3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.

4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 6, 2020

pop and drop

The act of taking a small amount of a prescription drug and selling the extras. Usually done by somewhat spoiled, upper-class kids in private schools.

"Apparently she only takes like half of her prozac. I hear she's just gonna pop and drop the rest"

by onlyagibson3db October 23, 2009

jizzy pop

verb (used with object)
The end result of several guys popping off in a chicks face and the last man standing has the pleasure of cleaning her up by slapping all the jizz off her face.

she thought they were only going to give her a facial but after matt and andy unloaded their nuts across her chin she realized that the jizzy pop was much quicker than using a towel.

by duke5150 January 14, 2008

Pop Cracker

A man's ability to keep producing semen over & over again without stopping. CAUTION- May happen without warning! Once you've popped you just can't stop.

"Oi mate, are you pop cracking or something? You're dripping on my legs now."
"That's it Brian, if you keep on firing blanks I'll go & get a pro pop cracker to get us a baby"

by MoJo&P February 25, 2005

Pop that pussy

slang for trying to have sexual intercourse with a woman. Usally a person who would say that term, will never get that pussy

yo dude lets go pop that pussy!

by Jack Marlin March 8, 2011

pop the collar

Where one pulls out their collar so that it faces upwards instead of folded inward; a sign that they are a str8 up pimp

"I'll pop you punk niggaz like I pop my collar" --- 50 Cent, Poppin' Them Thangs

by Skario April 30, 2004

pop a cap

Shoot a bullet at you.

Dog, I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass!!

by home boy September 14, 2003