Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.

Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

Pipe Cleaner

When a woman is taking a shit while giving her man a blowjob.

My man gave me one hell of a Pipe Cleaner last night!

by The hottest mom ever May 29, 2023

Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

Pipe fairy

Sounds very illegal

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.

by Heheharaha June 2, 2023

Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023

Pipe Mann

Pipe Mann is the definition of being in a trap for 4 days with no sleep and the constant sound of the Nokia and you are paranoid about TSG putting the front door in and the nitty wants more crack

Hey poog Mann wantin a good pipe mann es is sum bangin crack like

by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023

Lead pipe

The sexual act of whacking someone over the head with a lead pipe then proceeding to fuck them

Cherral got the lead pipe

by Lil boy 2046 June 10, 2023