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Tee-Pee Tucker 

An individual who has been accused of masterbating while sitting on the toilet...as well as tucking his penis while looking in the mirror, just to see if he could.
You perverted bastard! You really are a Tee-Pee Tucker!!
Tee-Pee Tucker by Three B January 27, 2009
Related Words
peeps pee pee pee peepeepoopoo Peen peef peekaboo peewee peel peer

Fung PEE 

people, other than of chinese ethinticity who try to act like FOBs, say this. means to release gas, usually from your ass.
person 1: wtf was that?
person 2: it was me!
person 3: haha he fung pee'ed

(had to incorporate some english in there with the "ed")
Fung PEE by Cal March 8, 2003

Armenian Pee

Liquid found in many cheap fuels, such as automobile gases and
various mexican foods and candies. May contain bird flu, AIDS, the Black Plaque, SARS. Oh, and definitely much hair.
The car was running so well until we took to one of those second-hand gas stations in the middle of the Soviet Union, so we assumed that it was more than 70% Armenian Pee.
Armenian Pee by Jeff Gtlaungbzson January 2, 2009

gatling gun of pee 

this is what happens when you are peeing and you suddenly lose control of your pee stream and little drops come out at hi speed.
oh god this will take a while to clean up. DARN YOU GATLING GUN OF PEE

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.
Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."
Red Pee by bojzzle March 25, 2013