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Clock Block

When an obstacle or another person is obstructing your view to where you can't tell what time it is.
Will is standing in front of the wall clock, man he is such a Clock Block.

Ben stole my watch, what a Clock Block.
by DeathofMay October 25, 2010
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Cock block

when you're talking to some babes and some deush bag comes up and takes the girls away from you
Wow, that guy was such a cock block!
by Da Big Crunk Daddy June 24, 2010
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deKock block

deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.
John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
by X!. December 14, 2008
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Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you
Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me
by ReaperOfDefinitions June 11, 2016
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gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.
Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.
by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016
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charger block

Omg a new charger block video
by mossismagic September 15, 2022
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Cop Blocked

To be denied a sexual encounter because the cops intruded.
Dude, I was totally about to get road head when I got pulled over. They totally cop blocked me!
by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011
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