cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru October 02, 2015

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Jurassic Rock

The premier party rock band from The Dallas Fort Worth Texas area. Our playlist of songs stretch from the 50's through today's top 40 songs, covering classic rock, hard rock, soft rock, country, and everything in-between. Our playlist includes favorites from Styx, Boston, Van Halen, Collective Soul, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Wilson Pickett, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Seger, Eagles, The Doors, 3 Doors Down, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Beatles and many, many more. There is never a dull moment when we hit the stage and we always keep our audience involved.

Jurassic Rock rocked the house again on Friday night.

by JRNYFG November 12, 2009

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Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 03, 2011

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Rock Knockers

The basketball hoop used in Australia with no backboard
The nickname 'Rock Knockers' were given to these hoops because Australian outback heat caused normal basketballs to explode, so people threw rocks at the hoops causing a knocking sound to occur hence the name 'Rock Knockers'

Bogan 1: "Oi cunt pull up to the court and run some 1s"
Bogan 2: "Sure mate I've been grinding these Rock Knockers and they've given me deadly accuracy
Bogan 1: "Bet mate put the shrimp on the barbie"

by Azusaane November 20, 2022

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