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Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
mugGet the Phone Hawkmug.

Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.
I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!
by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019
mugGet the Phone Bitchmug.

phone

A piece of plastic with glass created by either a robot or fruit. it displays many things, such as wieners.
by Extreme humanoid object May 19, 2020
mugGet the phonemug.

Square phone

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE
by Haha you go brrr October 30, 2020
mugGet the Square phonemug.

National Phone Sex Day

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?
by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
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yo phone linging

An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.
*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!
by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025
mugGet the yo phone lingingmug.

Phone Klutz

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.
God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!
by Emmerr December 24, 2010
mugGet the Phone Klutzmug.

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