Mama Kitty

The laziest cat you will ever meet. Does not like annoying children, kittens or loud noises. She likes to murder and decapitate baby bunnies in her spare time. And after, take a nice nap on your lap. She has given birth to over 30 kittens. She will remind you of your grandma. She is very bratty and cannot go to sleep without the fireplace on. Will only eat Fancy feast and only drink from her owners vas.

Mama Kitty just murdered another baby bunny!!!

Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.

by Sorrynotsorrry625 November 24, 2019

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joe mama

often used as to fuck your mum up the ass

johnny- whats up
candice- joe mamas up my ass cunt

by ja1mee September 8, 2021

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Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 23, 2021

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slout mama

the way a doll says thank you.

person 1: omg you look too good you ate

doll: yass slout mama
person 1: you’re so welcome

by kuntstar August 15, 2022

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Mama's girl

Someone that deep down knows they are still the soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from the monsters of her past. Under the hellion on the surface, the person she was never changed.

The mama's girl always imitated a tomboy as a defense mechanism, to get people around her to protect her (even the true tomboys would stand up for her and defend her, though they didn't know her well).

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

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