Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

by Blaque916 May 28, 2006

cuss bird

Violent swearing, polished profanity and an embarassment to one's family

"F%#$ YOU, " said the cuss bird.

by JENNIFER AND ALEISHA August 14, 2006

the bird sandwhich

Another word for feeding someone your penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc. Either in the mouth, vagina, ass, etc. Basically just throwing it at whoever wants it, the way they ordered it.

Hot Bartender: "Are you from Drexel Hill, because you have a hot Drexel Hill accent?"

as the batender bitch walks away

Drew: "Looks like someone wants a taste of the bird sandwhich!"

by TJ Harp January 28, 2008

cuss bird

A person who swears alot. Almost every word they say is a swear word.

Joe: "You motherfucking asshole. I should fucking kill you."
Joe's mom : "You are such a cuss bird. Wash your clothes yourself."

by kgpretty August 12, 2008

flappy bird

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"

guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"

by NutzHangLoww February 5, 2014

Humming bird

A person of questionable mental status involved in gang or mob relations.
Mostly people with hallucinatory or severe personality altering disorders.
Most commonly referred to as hummers or Hummlings.

"Did you see the Humming bird the boss just brought in? I heard he was quite the catch"

"Maybe we can get a sober hummer to fight in the ring, they can get pretty crazy"

by Xxcron July 5, 2014

mama-birding

Chewing up food then spitting it back up on a passed out friend

We were mama-birding Cory with the brownies he made last weekend

by Richdawg85 February 6, 2015