I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ 

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

Melty mouth 

When a person has a saggy bottom lip and chin that are directly attached to the neck which is squished inwards.

Look at that kid, he has a melty mouth.

Melty mouth by Gizzle90210 March 16, 2009

Phd Mouth 

Term used to describe the pointless babble that comes out of the mouth of Professors with many degrees. Often followed by the denial of self-absorption.

"Today in class Dr. Sinclair rambled on for an hour explaining what we already know."
"It must be his Phd mouth."

Phd Mouth by Newt Gengrich February 15, 2010

newsroom mouth 

A journalist, who works in a newsroom, has a filthy vocabulary and uses his/her vocabulary in inappropriate locations as if they were in the newsroom.

John has a bad case of newsroom mouth. He was talking about gorilla masks, angry pirates, angry dragons, Tony Danzas, Sandy Koufaxs, Minnesota Windmills, glass-bottom boats and upper decking last night.

newsroom mouth by periaqua December 22, 2009

Menarche Mouth 

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.

1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

Menarche Mouth by Jamal P. Franzia May 11, 2010

Mojave Mouth 

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.

Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"

Mojave Mouth by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013

chinese mouth wash

The act of urinating into anothers mouth and proceed to exchange the urine from one to another through the mouth.

Me and Tanya tried out that Chinese mouth wash last night.

chinese mouth wash by jvilla423 May 18, 2014