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Matthew

A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022
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Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.
Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer
GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤
by Meowzy02 April 17, 2024
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Matthew yazbek

"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"
by mattyyazyaz April 4, 2022
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Matthew

is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.
damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.
by roger1780 November 21, 2021
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matthew

matthews usually like to listen to music specifically Kanye west. They are very sexy and beautiful people who extrude positive energy. You can’t never get bored around a matthew
Did you see that crazy guy yelling at a kanye concert? he must be matthew
by hhsjsie August 21, 2022
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