by J0lllyyy April 3, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025
Get the Jordan mug.A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.
When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".
See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".
See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
Get the Jordan mug.A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
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Get the Jordan Spencer mug.Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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