Jockey

A tremendous meat rider

Bro: "my bro can kick your ass he's the best fighter I know".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".

by Ugly ass💕💕 July 16, 2023

Jock

A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.

“Stay away from the jocks, they can be a bit rough.”

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023

jocksockshock

Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.

Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.

by Watchinfool September 25, 2023

jockncupshock

Related to jocksockshock - that moment when you confirm your suspicions about your stepdad being gay or bi when you catch him with your sweaty jockstrap, cup or compression shorts up to his nose enjoying breathing in your male sweat smells - a potential source of blackmail.

Dude I got a case of jockncupshock. I walked in on my stepdad "doing my laundry" with my jockstrap and cup buried in his face. Gonna tease him now and ask if he wants to drink from my cup! LOL

by Watchinfool October 7, 2023

Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

jocksany

Jocksany is a young handsome man who is always there for you and very out going.

Jocksany is very funny and smart

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Jocko

The word "Jocko" was commonly used on the London, Midland and Scottish Railway to refer to their 3F 0-6-0T shunting engines. A more common term used for them is "Jinty".

"Oi, you're taking the Jocko out today."

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023