octagon jerk

This is a fiction definition.

octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.

1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.

by KB_2024 September 10, 2023

beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 08, 2018

Big Jerk

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch

I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.

by Bag of Donuts March 13, 2011

Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.

Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.

by Ntubes7 July 06, 2017

fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 01, 2017