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Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality
Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult
by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Jerks

Dominic, Ross, Gabe, Joey much more.
by TSM_JELLY April 8, 2018
mugGet the Jerksmug.

team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate
Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking
by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015
mugGet the team jerkingmug.

Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
by norTnoJ September 15, 2016
mugGet the Jerk Fingermug.

Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022
mugGet the Misogynistic jerkmug.

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
mugGet the DodecaHE-Jerkmug.

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