Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

Jerk

Your a asshole

Jerk

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Jerks

Dominic, Ross, Gabe, Joey much more.

Jerks mean hoes or terrible people in life.

by TSM_JELLY April 8, 2018

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025