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Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.
At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.
by retrohgmr March 3, 2010
mugGet the Beer phonesmug.

Phone UnBuster

A Phone Repair Technician Who Has Fixed Over 9000 Cell Phones!
Oh No! We Will Need A Phone UnBuster To Fix Our Entire Families Phone In Less Than 1 Hour!!
by Phone UnBusters August 10, 2018
mugGet the Phone UnBustermug.

Phone

A phone is a electronic
Can i have my phone back please?
by SDirah April 23, 2021
mugGet the Phonemug.

Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.
This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????
by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014
mugGet the Phone Botmug.

Phone sex

Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.

Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.

By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class

*jizzes on the floor*

Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025
mugGet the Phone sexmug.

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
by couche man October 14, 2021
mugGet the ear jack phonemug.

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