Reverse-Foot Syndrome

A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.

Scouts were amazed and confused by his Reverse-Foot Syndrome; every goal came from his weaker foot.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

foot daddy

the master of the foot slave

The uncle is a foot daddy

by Ultra boi February 19, 2018

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Myrtle Beach pigs foot

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob

Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.

by highclassontop June 26, 2025

No shoe foot

When you have no shoes but socks on

Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”

by urmyudi May 16, 2022