dildo fish

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.

After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.

by johnnyface February 1, 2009

Rumble Fish

1. A cold-blooded gang fight consisting of aquatic vertebrates of the superclass Pisces.
2. Owned!

1. There was a rumble fish going on at Zanzibar.
2. Holy shit! That guy got rumble fished!

by G March 5, 2005

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005

Attack Fish

The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.

Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.

Jeff: No way man tell me!

Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.

Phil: I was playing black ops the other night and I felt like a fish that the terminator would keep in his fish bowl.

by The rock that's made of others December 14, 2010

sucker fishing

The sexual act of a woman inserting her vagina lips into a mans butt hole.

Katie: I went sucker fishing with Jim in the bath last night, it was his first time.

by jeffrey5fingerz April 6, 2013

Nigger Fishing

Fishing from the bank of a river or lake(or possibly a bridge) with a cane pole, as often seen in the southern U.S.

Typically, this is done only by black people who are too poor to own a boat.

Did you see those guys nigger fishing last night? I bet they didn't catch anything.

by chrismiller April 13, 2006

Land Fish

Slang for girls or women.

I'm sick of sitting here on a boat fishing, let's go and do some real fishing for land fishes!

by Don Q Ronaldo July 14, 2009