fishmonger

A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."

"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."

by JB308 April 5, 2008

fishalicious

the best people in the world.uncontrolable bursts laughter.
hates(despises)chickenlucous people.

Emma: janine your sewing project is...is...
Seonadh:its....fishalicious.

by sajao March 23, 2008

midget fist

To punch someone in the balls

If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm going to midget fist him and make him wish he had.

by Judas April 7, 2005

tight fisted

to be unwilling to lend money or spend money on a freinds behalf

John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!

by joe sggolb June 25, 2007

The Fish

Where a man and a woman attempt to have sex with no hands, the man wobbles like a fish on top of the woman as he tries to penetrate the Vagina possible the Anus.

Lay on the bed woman, then I lay on top of her then I wobbled and penetrated her vagina this is what's known as the fish

by Fishyyy! October 3, 2017

like a fish

To drink constatnly or in excess. Fish breathe by running water in their mouth, and out through their gills. Therefore, they are constantly drinking.

In Vegas, I drank like a fish!

by Justin Ramsey April 14, 2006

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008