sloppy dragon

While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut

my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.

by chauncey December 28, 2003

dragon whiskers

when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your jizzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.

jen was pissed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!

by tkpizzle July 25, 2012

Welsh Dragon

While in a state of annebriation getting bummed by a big black man named bernie

Oh fuck look at Simon getting welsh dragoned

by gufflefuck June 19, 2009

Dungeons and Dragons

A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.

My life sucks so Im going home to play Dungeons and Dragons.

by Gatman April 22, 2006

Angry Dragon

When you are getting a blow job from a girl, cum in her mouth, then smack her on the back of the head so that the cum leaks out her nose

I came in this girls mouth hit her on the back. She looked like an angry dragon when the load came out her nose

by steponovich September 14, 2011

Dragon Master

A large, beefy white dude with an exclusive jones for little Asian chicks. Can also be used to describe any non-Asian man who only dates Asian women.

Mayu: OMG Chandra, Mei Ling's boyfriend is such a Dragon Master - first he went out with Chae-Eon and Mitsuko, and now he's cheating on her with Tran!

Chandra: I think he just got out of the Army... look at that giant barrel of protein powder in the back of his Rav 4!

by J.J. Rad January 15, 2008

dragon blargin

A very dangerous, degenerate alcoholic ancient mythological beast know for making high-pitched squeals and drinking Fleishman's vodka straight from the bottle.

We were hanging out at a party when the dragon blargin came out and scared all the girls away.

by Walter B. Lumpkin December 7, 2004