Dark Gray Energy

When someone is always smoking crack and seeing hookers, they get Dark Gray Energy.

Me: Bro, why is Sebastian always smoking crack with hookers?

Bro: He has Dark Gray Energy.

by flavaflavclock October 22, 2025

Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 3, 2023

Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.

"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

dark white guy

Any person who is normally dark is eaither : Mexican Native American or Asian but the word to describe a dark white guy is Quattro Polimith

"Hey Guys that a Mexican" no Matt its a Quattro Polimith" a dark white guy

by Quattro Polimith July 12, 2017

dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind

She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well

by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023

Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.

by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020

Dark Maul Naboo

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.

Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021